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Sometimes when parenting seems like a complicated board game with no rules included, it helps to know that you’re not the only one struggling. Nothing can prepare you for the unique joys and turmoil of parenting… except browsing #parenting on twitter. Check out the most relatable and funniest tweets we’ve found this week!
Before having kids I expected to be sleep deprived for the first year, maybe two years tops. I was wrong. So so wrong.
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) February 8, 2022
5yo: Mommy, how do you know those things?
— 3 Wild Rainbows (@wildrainbow2) February 7, 2022
Me: Well, I'm smart, kiddo.
5yo: *hesitates* I guess so.
Me: If you eat your broccoli you will be super fast and see really far!
— Satirical Mommy (@SatiricalMommy) February 10, 2022
3: I want to walk slow
9: how much money do you and daddy have
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) February 10, 2022
Me: I don’t really want to talk about that sweetie
5: oh just tell us we’re all grown ups here
5: when i grow up i want to be a cowboy!
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) February 9, 2022
me: well…
5: no wait i mean a mermaid
me: yeah…that’s more reasonable
Toddler just put herself in timeout. Accountability is important. Now we just need to figure out what she did.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) February 10, 2022
Welcome to parenthood. Please leave your privacy, dignity and sanity at the door to the maternity ward
— Lottie-pop 🍭 (@Lottie_Poppie) February 10, 2022
7: I don’t know if I want to be a mom, it seems like a lot of work.
— @love.you.memeit (@LMemeit) February 10, 2022
-My daughter, giving me props and insulting me at the same time.
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