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The Best #Parenting Tweets This Week

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Sometimes when parenting seems like a complicated board game with no rules included, it helps to know that you’re not the only one struggling. Nothing can prepare you for the unique joys and turmoil of parenting… except browsing #parenting on twitter. Check out the most relatable and funniest tweets we’ve found this week!


Before having kids I expected to be sleep deprived for the first year, maybe two years tops. I was wrong. So so wrong.

— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) February 8, 2022

5yo: Mommy, how do you know those things?

Me: Well, I'm smart, kiddo.

5yo: *hesitates* I guess so.

— 3 Wild Rainbows (@wildrainbow2) February 7, 2022

Me: If you eat your broccoli you will be super fast and see really far!

3: I want to walk slow

— Satirical Mommy (@SatiricalMommy) February 10, 2022

9: how much money do you and daddy have
Me: I don’t really want to talk about that sweetie
5: oh just tell us we’re all grown ups here

— MumInBits (@MumInBits) February 10, 2022

5: when i grow up i want to be a cowboy!

me: well…

5: no wait i mean a mermaid

me: yeah…that’s more reasonable

— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) February 9, 2022

Toddler just put herself in timeout. Accountability is important. Now we just need to figure out what she did.

— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) February 10, 2022

Welcome to parenthood. Please leave your privacy, dignity and sanity at the door to the maternity ward

— Lottie-pop 🍭 (@Lottie_Poppie) February 10, 2022

7: I don’t know if I want to be a mom, it seems like a lot of work.

-My daughter, giving me props and insulting me at the same time.

— @love.you.memeit (@LMemeit) February 10, 2022

 

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