We’ve said it before, we’ll say it again. Parenting is one of the hardest, most rewarding jobs in the world. For every precious moment you wish would last forever, there’s at least three more where you wish you could just hit the hay for a second. For all the parents trying hard to keep their eyes open today, we’ve selected some of the funniest tweets that prove that, no matter how exhausting, parenting is always worth the struggle.
GREATEST HITS OF PARENTING
— Join the Cult of Amy. We have cookies #BLM🏳️🌈🦈 (@Froschauer_AF) December 16, 2021
- Do You Have To Go Potty?
- Are You Sure?
- Don’t Wipe Your Nose On That
- Time To Get Up
- Fruit Snacks Are Not A Food Group
- Seriously, Time To Get Up
- Of Course I’ll Kiss Your Stuffed Animals Good Night
- No Not All Of Them
My wife’s friend came over yesterday. She asked my wife, “What’s parenting like?”
— A Proud Deplorable (2) (@justmeagain34) December 16, 2021
My wife replied, “You know all the side effects they list on prescription drug commercials? It’s like that.”
Parenting is about feeling proud that your kids remembered to unload the dishwasher and then realizing you'd forgotten to turn it on.
— AparnaRC (@Wordesse) December 16, 2021
My 3 y/o was having a meltdown and to calm him down I had to let him eat pretend tacos out of my hand. This is the stuff they should write about in parenting books.
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) December 12, 2021
Me before kids: I'll sleep when I'm dead
— Romp and Roar (@RompAndRoar) December 15, 2021
Me with kids: I'm dead#momlife #parenting
Parenting Experts: Give your children the gift of spending more time with you this holiday season!
— OyToTheWorld (@OyVeyLady) December 14, 2021
Me: Or how about some Lego
He found something on the ground. Hopefully it's edible.
— CC (@CCRuns) December 16, 2021
-me parenting
My toddler snuggled close with me. She gave me a delicate kiss on the nose, put my cheeks in her hands, and
— Becka Grose 🎄 (@benditlikebecka) December 14, 2021
Screamed “butthole!” in my face. #toddlers #parentlife
There are days where I feel my inner monologue is that of the narrator in Peppa Pig.
— Dave Green (@namespace_dave) December 14, 2021
"Today, Daddy Pig is replacing the recently purchased televsion in the living room, because it has been smashed."
"Today, Daddy Pig is booking yet another PCR test."#parenting #parentlife
I have a 3 year old and as a gift today he decided to give me one of his boogers...🤣 well, at least he's willing to share I guess. #ParentLife
— Jeremy Boyle (@SeattleHockey16) December 15, 2021
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